whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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