I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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