so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Randomize
