sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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