I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
When did angry sex become our thing?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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