Pappa wants mamma naked
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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