Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
im on a boat
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