its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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