Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize