Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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