You're my little dorito
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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