We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Ladies don't puke and tell
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