Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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