Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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