you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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