So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
then he tried to convert me to islam
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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