I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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