they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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