she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
this will be a night to untag.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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