is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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