Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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