Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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