after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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