It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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