never play flip cup with pint glasses
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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