Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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