So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
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