I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
nutella sex= disaster
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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