Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I didn't notice because vodka
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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