i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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