So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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