just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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