your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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