sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I understand Curling. That high.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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