the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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