doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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