The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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