Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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