Ambien. No doubt about it.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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