then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
So vagazzling was a success
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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