Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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