I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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