i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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