Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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