ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
