It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
