absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
you win again, gameday.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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