...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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