i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
either way he was missing a nipple.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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