White coat. Heels.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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