You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
