areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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