I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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