counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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